Showing posts with label t2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label t2. Show all posts

Friday, 10 October 2008

Yes Please! More Heroes!



Marvellous! Wednesday saw an exciting Tokyo Game Show reveal from Suda 51 and Grasshopper Manufacture; people living in disaster year 2010 can expect to be charmed smiley by Wii colon sequel No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle. T2 teaser tribute trailer here! Quite apparently the only gaming outfit dedicated to the knockout combo of exciting wavey Wii controls and PS2 prowl beater aesthetics, Grasshopper have returned to the well for another grin 'em up. 2007's No More Heroes is mainly noted for letting you smash about the local criminal element with a George Lucas laser sword, whilst it succeeds manfully in this department, it's also worth remembering for packing in directionless young male melancholy and in-action adventure yarn deconstruction thesis. That game had chops! No More Heroes narrative backbone was a brutally aimless assassination competition in which our hero Travis Touchdown must off a succession of ranked murderers. In encounters patterned after Chilean psychedelic western: El Topo's Four Master of the Desert sequences, Travis' showdowns were neither heroic nor uplifting. Aim for the top! The only thing that matters is being the best! But not before you've completed a raft of (actually really fun) dead-end mid 20s gopher jobs. Travis can only get his foot on the ladder by engaging in repetitive time-waste tasks designed to ingratiate himself with local folks of note who can make pally pally big money hook-ups. Lawns mowed and thugs vapourised, you'll find yourself cash-heavy. You can either blow it all on Wrestling VHS' and gnarly threads, or stump up your union fees and battle those with which you have no quarrel. Be the best! Fingers crossed and shaking for much more of this.

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

Terminator: Sarah Crapper Chronicles



Lookee! That's Garbage front-lady Shirley Manson. She used to be musically inclined! What's she upto these days? Why, she's playing a urinal in Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles! Essaying the role of a porcelain wee trough that part times as a lethal ILM morpho 'droid must be tiring work. Poor Shirl, no wonder she's all whimsical. Apparently programmed to hold petty office grudges, and look tiny in a popped-collar brutalist 70s business suit, Manson's wicked lazy T-1001 (what?!) is yet another reason why I will never ever suffer through this series. Seventeen years and they can't even do the colour bleed-in as seamlessly as Cameron's flick. Yikes. Get your judgemental on here.

Saturday, 2 August 2008

Summer 1991 / Easter 1997



My all-time favourite teaser trailer.

Shot by the late great Stan Winston in 1990, with Ahnoldt on loan for the day from Kindergarten Cop.

I first saw this on holiday in Florida in about 1997. We'd been to the local mall, and I'd blown a big chunk of pocket money savings on a two VHS set of the extended version of Terminator 2. Prior to entering the shop, I didn't even know an article of such wonder existed. An even longer version of T2! You can imagine my joy-buzz overload meltdown. My Dad wasn't sure our PAL VCR back home would play it. I was fairly sure, having scoured the manual a few times trying to work out how to copy rental tapes, and didn't care either way. I had to have it! The above fragment of one minute magic was on the second cassette, along with two deleted scenes and a handful of documentaries. Back in those pre-DVD (Laserdisc never took off in the UK) days, this was manna from heaven for a film freak like me.