Friday, 1 May 2026

Ballad of a Soldier



At the height of The Great Patriotic War, a boyish Soviet soldat is given limited leave from the frontline to journey across a war-torn nation and help his mother fix her leaking roof. This unexpected and unlikely boon issued in recognition of the soldier's bravery in facing down, and wounding, a column of advancing German tanks. Writer-director Grigory Chukhray (co-writing with Valentin Yezhov)'s Ballad of a Soldier initially wrongfoots thanks to the sheer earnestness of Vladimir Ivashov's Private Alyosha Skvortsov. He's a guileless, likeable youth who cannot resist mucking in and helping all those who cross his path. From injured veterans to elderly truck-drivers, Alyosha is such easygoing sunshine that he either nudges these people away from self-destructive actions or he literally plants his feet and physically lifts them out of the mire that traps them. 

All too quickly, Chukhray's film expands its tonal scope from Children's Film Foundation pleasantries to consider warfare in starker, far less celebratory terms: how uniformed men present as inherently threatening to unaccompanied women or the ways in which solemn vows, made during peacetime, might then crumble in the face of the brutal, day-to-day realities of industrialised conflict. Beautifully composed by cinematographers Vladimir Nikolayev and Era Savelyeva - the blocky, black and white Academy screen is equally at home examining Zhanna Prokhorenko's luminous face as it is peering at the twisting, urban wreckage that has been wrought by aerial bombardment - 1959's Ballad of a Soldier proposes that, in lads like Private Skvorstov, something deeply precious to the Soviet Union has been lost forever. An entire generation of gallant young men have been claimed forever by the foreign lands in which they fought and died. 

Sunday, 26 April 2026

Youth of the Beast



It could be a quirk of the English subtitles stamped on the viewed video but, at one point in director Seijun Suzuki's Youth of the Beast (and following a lengthy cab ride in which Joe Shishido's ex-cop Mizuno lays out his suspicions about a blackmail ring to a former colleague), our hero leaps from the still moving vehicle with an instruction to the driver to take 'him' home. We presume Mizuno means the policeman that he has just spent the last couple of minutes outlining a conspiracy to. However, as Suzuki and cinematographer Kazue Nagatsuka's jittery camera bounces around, facing into the back seat of the taxi, we notice - through the rear window - that the policeman has already darted out of the car. He silently keeps pace with Mizuno, leaving us behind with the camera, rocking uselessly and forlornly as we recede from this renewed meeting. We have, ever so briefly, been dismissed from the unfolding proceedings. The pervasiveness that we, the audience, enjoy has been thwarted. This sort of textual playfulness is all over Youth of the Beast, a film in which malevolent pimps are transformed into receding optical effects in the mind of despairing junkies or a scene in which an interlude of sadomasochistic foreplay is presented as the swirling eye of a tumultuous dust devil. At the film's outset, Joe Shishido's Mizuno reads as expert and conniving, a front he largely manages to maintain when dealing with two opposing gangs of uneducated, low-level street toughs. However, when his investigation expands to include women from a variety of backgrounds - from weeping widows to scheming madams - Mizuno's control over the unfolding counter-crosses quickly slips away. 

Wednesday, 22 April 2026

Send Help



It does the soul good to see an arch, remorseless face-prodder like director Sam Raimi back at the helm of a film, like Send Help, that isn't premised on an enormous, swaying franchise. Rachel McAdams (who, in fairness to the thundering Disney machine crossed paths with Raimi as an inherited love interest on Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness) stars as Linda Liddle, a cubicle-bound company backbone who is continuously passed over for corner office advancement because she doesn't wash her hair often enough or instinctively swipe away the tuna mayonnaise that clings to her cheek. Shipwrecked on a Thai island with her nepotism hire superior, played by Dylan O'Brien, who was keen to fill out his boardroom with the frat buddies that have just provided entertainment as uncontrolled decompression events, Linda is in her element. Finally, she is able to leverage all the wilderness, self-sufficiency trivia she's soaked up while striving to be a contestant on the never-ending American reality series Survivor. Her ability to tune out the squelching goops now constantly about her person has become an obvious benefit. Conceptually, Send Help has trace structure inherited from morality plays, with the indefatigable Linda now in an unexpected position to make literal claims on her indispensability to a cowed boss but Damian Shannon and Mark Swift's screenplay does quickly press into entertainingly amoral waters. As Linda becomes increasingly comfortable exercising control over O'Brien's quivering injured ingrate, revealing a genuine desire to keep him trapped in her web, Send Help threatens to coarsen but, in truth, Linda has fought so hard (and so bloodily) to amuse us that it's difficult to really hold a couple of murders against her. 

Wednesday, 15 April 2026

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come



Given the film's premise - a blushing bride is pursued by evil billionaires participating in a satanic ceremony, this time joined by her younger sister - you might be forgiven for thinking that directors Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett's Ready or Not 2: Here I Come is acquainted with prolonged instances of jeopardy. This isn't really the case, the film's tonal dimension is much absurd and comedic. Scenes track towards clipped punchlines here rather than take the time to construct excruciating tensions that terminate on a retributive release valve. Samara Weaving's Grace, the winner of Ready or Not's previous attempt to curry favour with the literal devil, takes the majority of her persecution in her stride; soaking up an incredible amount of punishment that, a frenzied finale aside, isn't really turned back against her tormentors. It's not that a protagonist wallowing in sadism is definitively the preferred destination when considering this kind of highly personalised danger but, if you want an audience to consider something like a dimensionality in your characters, it's perhaps best if they respond, proportionally, to such slights. With that in mind, Kathryn Newton as Faith, Grace's sister (the actress looking distractingly similar to Virgina Madsen when wearing her hair up), is largely used as a substitute body for these absurd elites to work out their ongoing frustrations with an uncooperative and unkillable Grace. The slow-motion used to describe the pummeling that Newton's character is subjected to by Shawn Hatosy's Epstein class weirdo is particularly off-putting, suggesting that some level of decision maker on this film really enjoys seeing beautiful blonde women hissing blood through their pearlescent teeth. 

Takuya Nakamura - Liquid Kid

Bizarro by Ramon Villalobos

Monday, 13 April 2026

Primate



After years of pixel perfect reproductions of aggro chimpanzees, specifically in the recent Planet of the Apes phases, it's a pleasant surprise to be treated to a suit-acted Primate. Miguel Torres Umba plays Ben, a chimp living in glass house captivity with a family comprised of a deaf father named Adam, played by Troy Kotsur, and his daughters, Johnny Sequoyah's Lucy and Gia Hunter's Erin. Bitten by a rabid mongoose offscreen, Ben glowers and froths, eventually transforming into a bone-breaking monster. Obviously prompted by a similar simian attack in Jordan Peele's excellent Nope, director Johannes Roberts' Primate is a feature-length extrapolation shot digitally on London sound stages and cast in blazing reds and powdery cobalt that suggests a, presumably absent, temperature. Neither as tense or oppressive as the POV Nope interlude, where Primate does impress is how it suggests some level of thwarted agency or even interpersonal jealousy behind Ben's destructive acts. 

Rabies here is used as a way of unlocking a kind of interspecies bitterness that has simmered in a creature that lives amongst, but cannot truly connect with, people. Ben takes bites out of the thigh of his nearest contemporary, youngest daughter Erin, apparently a demonstration of possessive, consumptive intent. A frat boy love interest played by Charlie Mann, who appears much later in the film, is trapped than examined by Ben. His simpering white boy features pored over and collated, before Ben begins tugging aggressively on his jaw, obliterating his agreeable, human face. Primate is thinly written, with shallowly realised characters (the absolute limit of communal jeopardy is the forwardness with which Jessica Alexander's Hannah behaves around a friend's crush) but there is something unexpectedly sad about the performance generated by a man playing a simian who lashes out at his human owners because a viral infection has turbo-charged his grievances. His diminished, childlike stature, within a family that has already begun to grow apart, has become intolerable for this superhumanly powerful simulacrum.