Some Assembly Required

In a vain attempt to unlock an owed vintage rifle in Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Disaster Year was directed towards EA's rolling micro-shill Battlefield Heroes, and instructed to assemble a bare-bones National Socialist. Fair enough. Freebie customisation rolls minimum; you get to specify class, ethnicity, and facial hair. You spoil us! Here's Disaster Year's official cartoon Nazi:



Shoulda made a Black Gestapo really. Missed a trick there.