Wednesday, 25 July 2012

The Dark Knight Rises



Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy hasn't been shy about kicking the shit out of its hero. Batman Begins tracked the inception of the bat-identity, from the crime alley mugging that made him an orphan through to an L-train showdown with the false father that shaped and tempered his vigilante impulse. The Dark Knight broke his spirit by killing his beloved, maiming his successor, and nuking his reputation. What anguish does this franchise closer heap on everybody's favourite fascist? It makes Christian Bale's billionaire detective older, lonely, and infirm. His brief stint punishing criminality has left a permanent mark. The Dark Knight Rises ratchets up this torture by giving Bruce Wayne an opposite; an opponent that is both his mental equal and physical superior. An anti-Batman.

Bane is the idea that Wayne rejected at his ninja graduation; the dedicated disciple who happily acts out the extinction ideals of Ra's al Ghul's multiracial mujahideen. Where Bale's Batman has placed his faith in technology, augmenting his broken body with electronic leg braces and metal rending slash hands, Tom Hardy's Bane has cultivated an armour of muscle and swagger. He operates in daylight, dressed in a shabby football manager's coat and surrounded by scurrying generics. Contrary to his comic book antecedent, this Bane does not mainline glowing super-steroids. His bio-mechanical mask does nothing other than add an electronic inflection to a voice that sounds like Sean Connery essaying a bare-knuckle boxer. As well as this impenetrable accent, Bane is a horrifying physical presence. He towers and growls, tugging at his own neckline. His are fingers restless, desperate to snatch at something then break it. 

Bane's interactions with other human beings are short, stunted exchanges that usually end with his hands darting to their throat. His power is absolute. Bane is a fully realised, focused individual - the perfect foil to a caped crusader who is desperate to be unnecessary. Unlike a Batman that prefers to whisper to his ruling class associates from shadows, Bane surrounds himself with derelicts and has them build the means to level Gotham. In this sense, Bane in The Dark Knight Rises is as much the Mutant Leader from Frank Miller, Klaus Janson, and Lynn Varley's The Dark Knight Returns as he is Knightfall's muscular luchador. Like the former character, Bane is (eternal?) youth, ferocity and an equally pulverising rhetoric. Qualities that have all but deserted a Bruce Wayne numbed by eight years eating soup in an empty castle. Although equipped with a variety of new toys, Batman is quite incapable of standing toe to toe with Bane. When first they clash, Batman rains blow after blow down on his opposite, barely able to stagger him. 

The Dark Knight arrived somewhere abstract and lawless during a protective custody sequence in which Harvey Dent's SWAT van came across a burnt out fire truck whilst invisible electronic insects buzzed on the soundtrack. The Dark Knight Rises does something similar with a sustained close-up of Batman wincing as Bane relentlessly hammers down on his skull. Teeth clenched, praying for it all to stop, he looks like a child. Batman, shrunken and utterly beaten. It doesn't last. Bruce Wayne finds motivation down another well, and Bane's position as ultimate evil is retconned on the fly by an unsatisfying twist straight out of The World Is Not Enough. Bane and Batman's rematch is inconclusive too. Bane's momentary wobble after Batman starts focus striking his breathing equipment leads straight into a rage power-up that allows him to put dents in marble. Bane is too big for this film. Too capable, too dangerous. Its heroes cannot stop him, he must be circumvented at a conceptual level. Reduced to an idea, and subordinated by a deeper, more personal threat to Bruce Wayne's psyche, Bane becomes docile. A few moments later he's being dismissed, decisively, by Anne Hathaway's Catwoman. Bane isn't broken, or really even beaten. He simply leaves the frame, and the film, after he comes under artillery fire. 

Tuesday, 24 July 2012

MinionTV - When Skyways Are Highways

Body Count - Cop Killer

Spawn by Todd McFarlane


CYBERTRONS X DESTRONS



Transformers: The Headmasters opening episode gives us the 411 on the Cybertron wars. See! Literally millions of years of backstory condensed into less than two minutes! Hear! Spaghetti Western pistolero sound effects during battles on cosmic techno planets! Weep! As Optimus Prime takes a stray laser blast and instantly snuffs it!

Storm by Warwick Johnson Cadwell




Tuesday, 17 July 2012

NINJA SCROLL BURST



I never thought I'd see this - Yoshiaki Kawajiri and Madhouse's sizzle reel for an as yet unproduced Ninja Scroll sequel. Apparently Kawajiri has been touring industry events for years with this clip, trying to secure funding to complete the project. Amazingly, no-one's interested. Fucking anime's a right shithouse at the minute. When I stumbled on Japanese animation in the halcyon days of the early 1990s, it was jam-packed full of leering supernatural pricks who smashed up robots with their bare hands. Wonderful. Now your average show seems to revolve around fey males and their pre-teen harems. Ugh and ugh. Kawajiri's directorial career seems to have stalled hard after the fairly rad Highlander: The Search for Vengeance. According to his wiki page, Kawajiri's been stuck key animating the super shitty Devil May Cry: The Animated Series, and storyboarding the occasional awesome like Shigurui.

THANKS CRUNCHYROLL, YOU'RE THE BEST!

Thursday, 12 July 2012

BLEUCHAMP



Oh well, Eurocom's blown it. Rather than try to engage with chimeric nature of the Bond films, they've opted to dump Daniel Craig into any old adventure. I suppose this is symptomatic of a wider held belief that tie-in games are forever to be quicky cash-ins - why bother ponying up some extra dough for past actor likeness rights when you can just repurpose what you've already got? So for the 007 Legends stab at On Her Majesty's Secret Service you can forget about George Lazenby, Diana Rigg, and most especially Telly Savalas, whose bruiser Blofeld has been mutated into a composite lump of visual cues from wildly varying sources.

Wednesday, 11 July 2012

Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter by Bengus


Billy Kane by Shinkiro


:犯罪者

TOPICAL



Activision's latest trailer for Call of Duty: Black Ops II seems to pitching for right-wing reassurance, a not too surprising sales tactic given that the last few entries in this record-breaking franchise have been heaving with branded assault rifles and Jeep product placement. Tune in for a vague run-down on the Latin American bad guy who has wooed the American left-wing, leaving the country ripe for a kicking. Stupid pinkos! You can't trust the disenfranchised poor! Luckily, some beardy secret service psychopaths armed with billion dollar prototype weapons are on hand to make right with might. I wish I was making this up.

It's interesting that this Raul Menendez chap, rather than spearhead his own high-tech army of unmanned drones, has to high-jack Uncle Sam's. Is this how America deals with its position as a military hyper-power? The only possible way to level the playing field, and have the US resemble something like an underdog, is to cede their TekWar bullshit to the insurgents - in this case a hacker Hugo Chávez. Also, is it me or does Menendez bare more than a passing resemblance to Alex Mason, the amnesic SOG operative from the last Treyarch entry? Given that we're playing as his son David Mason for the lion's share of the campaign, does this mean that Call of Duty's gone all Oedipal on us? I also think I remember reading somewhere that Alex Mason is the player character for some Cold War set flashback missions set in and around Afghanistan. 1980s Central Asia is as good a place as any for a CIA spook to have a 'patriotism stinks!' meltdown. Maybe Treyarch are taking a leaf out of the Hideo Kojima handbook and setting son against father, Metal Gear style?

Tuesday, 10 July 2012

X-Men vs. Street Fighter by Bengus


X-Men: Children of the Atom by Bengus


BORGNINE

GOTHAM ROGUES



A 13 minute hype reel for The Dark Knight Rises that stresses the raw physicality of the production. Christopher Nolan's trilogy capper looks to be obsessed with vertical scale - corpses of planes dangle nose down beneath bigger planes, and Bane's terror cell abseils down a set that looks like something out of a DW Griffith picture. All these plunging action lines likely existing to better accentuate the height and endemic squareness of the 1.44:1 IMAX frame. Elsewhere, Batman 3 promises several riot scale scenes featuring clashing hordes formed from either side of the law.

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