Are you a fan of Thai shitkicker Tony Jaa? Are you also a fan of Yu Suzuki's never finished magnum opus Shenmue? Ever wondered what would happen if the two of them got tipsy and rolled into bed one stormy night? Ever scratched your head trying to picture what kind of awesome mutant child they might end up regretfully rearing? Ponder no more! Gametrailers.com user Exeros to the rescue!