"There's always a guy on top of the crane."

With no further goodies announced, at least we know where our 1200 MSP is going. That's right, glossy advertising! At least for me, my fork out can convert back into a few bare updates. I'm'a get my money's worth! If you have time, check out the Inside Xbox shill (accessible from the 360 dash menu), it makes Modern Warfare 2 look like a chuggy last-gen no-hoper. Who signed off on that footage? It's got Alpha written all over it. For extra kicks, compare the US and European versions of the vid: both have the exact same script, each purporting to be the previewer's personal experience. Wince at the regulated comedic element! If you've got even more time to kill, the Mapathy site now has a quiz up where you can gauge your indifference to the current crop of maps. Disaster Year is 85% Mapathetic.